16 Nov 2014, 16:25

laws against murder

Speaking about fifteenth century Europe, Dan Jones:

In this age, men fight. That’s what they do.

I was listening to Dan Jones on the Diane Rehm Show the other day, and he made this comment in the middle of explaining that the society of the Wars of the Roses was much more militaristic than today’s western society, something she found surprising. The link above has a transcript; the exchange starts at 11:26:27, but the whole show is quite interesting, I thought.

In any case, there’s a widespread misconception (on all sides of the political arena) that modern times is particularly violent, when exactly the opposite is the case. Violent crime has been falling since the early 1990s in the US, and there’s a longer term trend toward massively lower violence rates in the West. So, when I read Kyle Bennett’s modest proposal, I wondered if strictly enforced rules against murder aren’t part of why we have this long term trend.

Perhaps Kyle is too optimistic about the number of people who, like him, have never thought about homicide. The homicidal ideation on Wikipedia suggests right up front that the number is closer to 1 in 2 than 1 in a million, and that’s for the lower bound of those who are willing to admit that to a researcher.

04 Nov 2014, 17:30

scrums as a service

I have a lot of trouble getting started some days.

Part of this is the paradox of choice regarding all the stuff I need to do, but part of it is that it doesn’t matter much, for a goal the completion of which is weeks or months away, whether I get started this morning at 8am or 8:15am. Unfortunately, this doesn’t stop applying just because it’s 8:15am. This happens even with things I really, really want to do and am excited to do, except there it takes a slightly different form, which is that I feel as though I’m putting off getting to do the fun thing (without making it impossible to do the fun thing, as in putting off going to the movies, which can be put off until the theater isn’t open). That is, it feels oddly virtuous to avoid doing the fun, productive thing that I would like to do.

I’ve read about and tried various things to combat this.

  • pomodoro timers
  • limited work hours
  • filtered or throttled internet

These are things that were unworkable or didn’t seem to help much. Throttled internet isn’t especially compatible with my usual methods (I’m googling around for quick answers to questions a lot of my day), and limited work hours just meant that I felt less guilty when I knocked off for the day, assuming I’d get more done tomorrow. The 25 minute timer is a great idea if you’re not having much trouble getting started, or if length of work is the primary problem. Of those, the timer plus limited work hours together came closest to helping, since not starting the timer at time X would mean at least one fewer block of work that day, which is an effect that I can wrap my subconcious around immediately. The small size (so it’s easier to get started) is in direct conflict, though, with the number of units being small enough to have a major effect on my perception of how much is lost for the day if I don’t start right away.

I found two things that really help.

  • other-directed scheduling
  • close deadlines

The thing these have in common is that they require other people to assist. Someone else has to be available to have a check-in at the start of the workday, or someone has to be prepared to be satisfied or disappointed depending on the status of a deadline.

Neither of these were a huge problem when I was going to work where other people were depending on my meeting deadlines (which were always only a few days away at worst), and expecting me to show up for scrums. Working alone has not provided that external motivation.

Hence this idea: scrums as a service.

One of the features of Agile development is the daily “scrum”, where everyone on the team meets, or calls in, and gives a brief progress report and sets expectations for the next work period. The purpose of all this is to give everyone on the team an idea of where the project is, and to provide an opportunity to resolve problems that require collaboration between parts of the team who don’t normally interact, and so on. However, for the purposes of this post, the part that seemed most helpful was the schedule and inherent deadline. Setting a time to meet means that at that time the people involved are working – are in a working mindset, ready to talk about what was accomplished since the last scrum, and what they hope to accomplish before the next. Doing this at the beginning of the workday seems most helpful to me for getting started, and doing it at the end seems most helpful for having an impending deadline. When I’ve worked in a shop with scrum, only a single daily scrum was usually used (separate meetings, of course, were often scheduled at the scrum), but I wonder if, for procrastination assistance, a start-of-day and end-of-day meeting might be helpful.

Bookending the workday with these meetings could have other salutary effects, such as helping set boundaries between work and home, something that those of us who work out of the home often have issues with already. In an ordinary daily cycle, there would be a push to get as much done as possible between start and finish, and a clear delineation of the workday’s end.

I imagine signing up for such a service and setting my start and end meeting times and methods (Skype, Google Hangout, Vidyo, whatever), and then calling into a start meeting, where the “scrum master” gets started, calling on those present to describe what they hope to do today (or did since the last meeting; perhaps there would be separate groups for those who do one meeting a day and those who do two), managing the discussion to prevent monopolization and to bring things to an close 10 or 15 minutes in.

Some differences from scrums I’ve participated in would be natural; after all, since this is a service, people wouldn’t necessarily have any idea what others were talking about, at least at first. Also, this would probably be less useful for those in a stealthy startup or whose company wouldn’t allow them to discuss what they did even in bite-sized form. Perhaps for such folks, the “scrum” could be just the scrum master and the worker, somewhat more expensively. Also, this is a motivational tool rather than a development methodology, so burndown charts and other agile paraphernalia would be missing, as I envision it.

Someone focused on one or two adjacent timezones might have two runs of 15 minute meetings, 7am to 9:30am at the half hours, and 2:30pm to 5pm similarly. At a maximum of 10 people each, that’s 120 person-meetings per day (can I use “person-meetings” as a unit of measure?). Assuming a cost of $75/person-meeting/month, so a person like me who would prefer a start and stop meeting every day would pay $150/mo, this would top out at $108K/yr before accounting, overhead, and taxes. Maybe a little too low to start as a scrum master in DC or SF, but possibly competitive in much of the rest of the US.

Does this service exist already? Let me know @randallsquared or randall@randallsquared.com.

04 Nov 2014, 14:30

functional options

I found Dave Cheney’s post about options in function signatures interesting.

I have, of course, been guilty of adding a new parameter for each option until the signature is ridiculously unwieldy. Moving on to his example of a config struct, this seems like a very common solution to this problem in Javascript (this was advocated by folks I’ve worked with in the past), but it’s always struck me as inherently opaque. I wanted to know how to get a NewWidget, and now I have to read all about these Widget options to make sure everything is how I think it is! Also, there’s the zero value issue Dave mentions, but that’s a problem specific to structs (and Go), since this pattern in Javascript can differentiate between 0 or null and undefined. Anyway, I agree that it’s probably a better solution than ever-longer parameter lists.

The initial example of functional options left me quite unconvinced. I will include this one.

func NewServer(addr string, options ...func(*Server)) (*Server, error)

func main() {
    srv, _ := NewServer("localhost") // defaults

    timeout := func(srv *Server) {
        srv.timeout = 60 * time.Second

    tls := func(srv *Server) {
        config := loadTLSConfig()
        srv.listener = tls.NewListener(srv.listener, &config)

    // listen securely with a 60 second timeout
    srv2, _ := NewServer("localhost", timeout, tls)

At this point, I was thinking “Why does the user of NewServer need to know so much about the internal structure of a new srv?” It seemed like a major step backwards. But then it became apparent that that wasn’t what was intended. Instead, the idea was to expose config functions from the configured package to be used in whatever way is appropriate (I’ll come back to that).

config := loadTLSConfig()
srv, _ := serverPackage.NewServer("localhost", serverPackage.setTimeoutSeconds(60), serverPackage.useTLS, serverPackage.useTLSConfig(config))

This isn’t the code he used, but it preserves the important details from his penultimate example, I believe. A minor nit, here, is that I’d prefer everything that is similar look similar, so passing a function that just sets a flag should look the same as passing one to which you have to provide an argument. But here’s the thing that I don’t get about using functional parameters: if you’re going to expose a bunch of configuration functions anyway, why bother passing them around? Instead we might have a bunch of methods on the result:

config := loadTLSConfig()
srv, _ := serverPackage.NewServer("localhost")

The only reason I can see is to centralize error handling, which (A) only matters for Go, and (B) it removes useful choices from the user of the package. “Okay, so the cert we were given is invalid, but let’s start up the non-TLS part of the site anyway and complain”. This is a decision that has to be made at useTLSConfig-time, and shouldn’t be buried.

I don’t think that we can settle on a single pattern for configuration. Sure, having separate constructors for all possible permutations is silly. Sure, there are issues with the difference between default and zero values (though passing maps in Javascript doesn’t have this problem, as mentioned above). But there really are major differences between a server that uses TLS and one that doesn’t; if there’s a single option that implies a whole different set of configuration parameters, it’s reasonable to create a different constructor for it, I would think.

So we have separate entry points or constructors, structs, parameters, functional options, and methods.

When we’re designing the API for our package, we have to consider all of these, and use the appropriate ones for those options that are best suited for them.

  • constructors for distinct things (in usage, if not type)
  • structs when you need a bag of scalar options
  • parameters to the constructor for required options
  • methods for non-required options where failure to apply the option can result in decisionmaking
  • functional options for non-required options that cannot fail to be applied or where failure means the whole constructor must fail

04 Nov 2014, 11:08

walking behavior

A friend quoted this observation about walking behavior from reddit to me:

Walking towards somebody. The person who is walking the fastest is usually the person that makes room for the person walking slower. If you don’t feel like moving to the side when you’re walking towards somebody - slow down below their pace. Works all of the time, most of the time.

I would say that the person walking faster is responsible for not causing a collision. This could be read as the same thing, but isn’t quite: the faster person might slip through a quickly closing gap to exit the collision space, or might just walk around the slower person rather than “moving to the side” so that the slower person can pass. It applies more widely than only walking toward a facing person, too, since “don’t cause a collision” applies even if you are both walking the same way.

Also, while I understand the impulse behind slowing to avoid the responsibility of deciding where to go, in situations where one’s attention is not on the encounter, this can lead to awkwardness. I have been in multiple situations where I found myself trying to figure out why I was standing in front of someone who was looking at me expectantly or even already starting a conversation, because they thought I had stopped to talk to them, when I was just trying to be unobtrusive and slip by at a slower speed.

04 Nov 2014, 11:00

randallsquared returns

I thought about using “Radial Land Gnarl All Nerd” as the title of this blog, since anagramming is all the rage these days, but confusion is never fun. Well, almost never.

Well, sometimes.

Anyway, I’m back. I don’t recall if I ever actually blogged on randallsquared.com; I think it was always more of a businessy site than my personal site. The business “RandallSquared” has been defunct since at least 2008, so it’s probably safe to switch it up, now.

I’m going to make a concerted effort to move a lot of stuff here that would otherwise be comments on Reddit, Hacker News, Facebook, or wherever.

Starting a blog on randallsquared.com is something I’ve been “meaning to do” for many years, but there have been reasons why it seemed like a good idea to put it off. I didn’t like most of the blogging engines available (like WordPress, etc). I didn’t want to point randallsquared.com at something like Blogger or Blogspot. Generator tools seemed clunky and I didn’t want to bother with the languages they tended to be written in (Perl and Ruby were the major ones). Writing my own blogging engine was attractive, but I didn’t have time to do even the minimal feature set I would have preferred.

Later, creating a site became more and more of a potential chore, because the server randallsquared.com was on was old and busted (I was using CPanel on CentOS 5.x to manage several domains for myself and friends), and it became more and more difficult to install newer software on it, culminating in a situation where CPanel couldn’t update itself (for the third or fourth time in the last five years) without manual help.

I had a number of miscellaneous issues installing node.js and npm on the old server, and basically the only thing that was easy to keep up to date on it was PHP. PHP is not the worst thing in the world (well, some differ), and is probably the language I have the most experience with, but I would have preferred something like Go. Due to the CPanel issues, I decided to start moving things over to a new server rather than continue messing with the old and busted one, and to push me into it, I went ahead and started up a new server before I left on a trip, to create an artificial sense of urgency about the switch when I got back. That worked okay, and I moved over the randallsquared.com domain, and went looking for a blogging engine. Et voila! There was a nice generator tool written in Go, and it seemed well thought out. So, that’s what I’m using.

If you start watching now (Nov 4, 2014), you’ll probably see some churn, as I move things around and learn more about hugo, the blogging engine I’m using. When I add things I wrote before the blog start time, I might backdate them, but if that seems confusing, I’ll probably just mention the approximate date of creation in the post. There’s that confusion issue, again.